Monday, October 10, 2011

What's for dinner

I had a roommate who said this to me once when I asked him what he was making.  The pause before and the matter-of-fact way he said it made it one of the funniest things I have heard.  This comic doesn't quite capture that moment, but it commemorates it pretty well.  My roommates were completely vulgar, and I eventually fell under the vulgar spell while I was living there and became known for my vulgarity at work.  I don't live there any more, but I'm still pretty vulgar. 
  The chainsaw-in-the-kitchen gag is a nod to the old NES game Maniac Mansion.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

A regretful possum.

Let me try to explain this comic to people who may not be familiar with the woes of art gallery sites.  There's a specific site called furaffinity, which is geared towards furries and furry art, fans of furry art.  There are A LOT of good artists on there, and a lot of people are embarrassed to be on the site because there's also a lot of questionable adult art and weird porn.  Others feel that their peers finding out that they post there will ruin their future career.  I don't know how true that it is, but I've had nothing but good experiences on furaffinity so far.  I've had a place to post my art where people actually look at it and comment, I've met awesome artists and cool people.  
This particular comic is sort of jabbing at someone who took the site way too seriously and lost their way.  Originally, they were in it for the love of drawing.  They gained popularity very quickly because of their satirical "troll" art and then sort of became wrapped up in the drama and attracted a group of dramahounds I suppose, eventually leaving all together.  The thing with furaffinity is that its coded poorly, so once you open an account, you can NEVER close it.  It's always there, so all 6 of this person's accounts are still there.  I just remember him commenting somewhere that he regretted joining the site in the first place, which i thought was ironic since he had opened 6 or 7 accounts for himself in the year he had been there.  
People really over analyze furaffinity, the fact is its a free site, it's a great place to put art up, and unlike deviantart, people will actually look at your stuff.  Even if you're not a "furry"!  Joining furaffinity does not put giant red F over your lapel, it doesn't mean you commit to fucking dogs are dressing up in fursuits, it's just an art site!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I sure hate when....



Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The gym:

I have nothing against working out, but i have ADD.  Doing push-ups makes my ADD freak out.  I hate going to the gym when there's a ton of people there.  I joined a gym for a few months and did what probably most people do when they join a gym, go there for a bunch in the beginning, and gradually stop going until it's just a giant waste of money.  The gym I was going to went out of business.  Probably because i stopped going there.

Anyway, i went to the gym with my friend and there was just one car there.  I said I was glad to see only one car, and he commented that there might be a bunch of clowns inside the gym.  Making comics is all about having funny friends you can steal ideas from.  

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Cell Phone store

I drew this while waiting for an oil change.  I really like this one, i love Scurrow's demeanor and facial expressions, he just seems like a douche bag and the lady behind the counter just seems cheery and oblivious.  Also, I love the whole Jester hat/sports jacket look.  

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Map Adventure

The ghetto is an abstract and ever-moving place.   I'm not sure an internet map site, even with the best tracking equipment, could implement something like this.  Also, my apartment's not ghetto but the one next to me is.
If anything, I'd say the moon is the most ghetto place ever, since there's not even air there.

This blue duck is the character I've named this entire blog after.  He's a suicidal duck.  In early comics, he would end every single comic by snapping his own neck.  That got a bit tedious and really, where can you go with that punchline?   Now he hangs around the ghetto collecting unemployment.  His friend is named Punkwolf, a character i met on the furaffinity website (
My comics get better, I promise.  This is from over a year ago.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Bog of Mole

Can you guess what I do for a living?  This sort of thing happens every day.  EVERY DAY.  This is the first comic i colored, after that I decided colored comics were the way to go.  I also decided fluorescent blue shirts was NOT the way to go.  This is probably my best comic, it goes pretty down hill from then on.
I'm not going to post any non-colored comics here.  Because, well, they suck ass.